i permit you to call me
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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