so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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