Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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