was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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