Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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