You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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