This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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