Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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