IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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