do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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