every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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