Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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