he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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