I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My butt remains clenched, sir.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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