the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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