with your own penis?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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