Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
