Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
