So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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