Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I need moral support for this bender
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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