just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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