You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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