READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
