ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.