I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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