I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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