he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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