I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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