I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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