I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize