I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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