you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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