I want to walk on stilts...naked
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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