dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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