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  (607): View more from New York

  I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"

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  (607): I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy" http://tfl.nu/7l02
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  (909): View more from California

  I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it

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  (909): I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it http://tfl.nu/7yht
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it

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  (330): we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it http://tfl.nu/pd6c
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  (909): View more from California

  At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains

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  (909): At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains http://tfl.nu/rchm
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.

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  (804): French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops. http://tfl.nu/0hfd
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party

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  (330): Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party http://tfl.nu/m7il
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  (949): View more from California

  Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym

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  (949): Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym http://tfl.nu/zlhc
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  (952): View more from Minnesota

  I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(

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  (952): I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :( http://tfl.nu/9wgw
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  He's only going to be gone for two weeks

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  That's two months in gay whore years.

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  (314): He's only going to be gone for two weeks (1-314): That's two months in gay whore years. http://tfl.nu/9nuw
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch

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  (781): I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch http://tfl.nu/uy9o
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.

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  (+44): i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage. http://tfl.nu/jfp9
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  (514): View more from Quebec

  Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.

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  (514): Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon. http://tfl.nu/0uk6
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

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  (505): Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you http://tfl.nu/jh87
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.

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  (785): How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila. http://tfl.nu/btl9
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  (952): View more from Minnesota

  The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward

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  (952): The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward http://tfl.nu/x03l
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