literally had 100 drinks last night.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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