Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.