We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
