I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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