I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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