His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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