I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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