O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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