Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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