so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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