somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
