I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wish I only lived at night.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.