Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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