Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.