why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You've changed since you got that strap on
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
