I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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