Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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