its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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