Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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