I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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