Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize