Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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