he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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