Can Purell be used as lube?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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